How to become a real New Yorker

The Brooklyn Bridge at sunset, as seen from the back of a cab.

Progress: Realize you are arguing with your spouse in the back of a cab as if the cab driver isn’t even there.

Setback: Realize the cab driver is taking you on your first ride across the Brooklyn Bridge and get really excited.

Progress: A street swindler says you are as mean as an old French fry.

Setback: Realize you were so amused by the street swindler’s comment that you blogged about it.

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